Episode 175: The Muscled Messiah

This week, Nic bravely airs his grievances against asparagus and men in shorts, inadvertently sparking a feud with Producer Simon, a proud member of the shorts-wearing community. Dili gracefully steers the episode back on track by sharing heartwarming listener feedback, and we finish with the unexpected TikTok debut of Chancellor Olaf Scholz.

Episode 174: Bending & Stretching

In this week’s episode, Nic shares his ordeal of dealing with back pain after engaging in a traditional wood-chopping session with his German family, Dili opens up about the bittersweet reality of celebrating birthdays separated from loved ones, and your trio of hosts delve into the phenomenon of Germany's far-right party, the AfD, making waves on TikTok.

Episode 173: Kat's Out the Bag

This week we’re joined by Kat, one of our favourite people and founder of the popular Twitter account @germany_iam. We discuss Easter video games, the high cost of tourism on the Autobahn, and honest frozen food packaging.

Episode 172: Jonny B. Goode

This week we have Berlin tour guide extraordinaire Jonny Whitlam joining Nic & producer Simon for an Easter trip through the world of tour guiding in the German capital. We find out what makes a good tour group, the most visited spots, and why Jonny doesn’t buy into Berliner’s nostalgia for the “good old days”. We also take some time to discuss Jonny’s new podcast History Flakes.

Episode 171: The Prodigal Daughter

After weeks away, Dili returns and wastes no time by dropping bombs on her erstwhile co-host Nic. I think we can agree he probably deserves it, which is why Producer Simon gets in on the act too. Dili shares her discovery of a new Mexican restaurant, Nic reports back from another adventure to Nürnberg for St Patrick's Day, and Producer Simon tells us about an invasive mosquito coming to Germany.

Episode 170: Von Augsburg nach Ozburg

In our continuing attempts to collect all our favourite podcasters, we welcome the fantastic Nina Wooten of the Everyday Germany podcast to the show! Nina joins Producer Simon & Nic to discuss her ongoing move to the US. We talk about exchange trips to American high schools, living in Baltimore, German stereotypes of Americans, and and how many Tchibo products should Nina be taking.

Episode 169: Be gentle zu mir

With Dili taking the week off, it’s left to the lads to hold down the podcast fort, but it doesn’t take long for Producer Simon & Nic to start squabbling like unruly siblings. Wary of fully derailing the running order, your hosts pull themselves together to discuss hosting etiquette, new cannabis laws, and the quality of German drivers.

Episode 168: Twin Share

With Dili away for the week we need a guest host, preferably someone with some experience with this podcast malarkey. Lucky for us, we have the perfect guest to fill in, it’s the wonderful Shaun Behrens of the Everyday Germany podcast! We discuss the benefits of being totally unprepared for life in Germany, living in the Bavarian countryside, and the various projects Shaun has worked on.

Episode 167: Links vor Rechts

Things are decidedly zen this week, with good vibes spread by Nic after he sat in total silence for three hour while invigilating exams. Perhaps it’s this peace of mind that leads to our first topic: creating a ten point plan to fix Germany. We also discuss the creation of new political parties, and Producer Simon takes a look at the current situation for Ukrainian refugees in Germany.

Episode 166: Dragon's Dinner

It was Valentine’s Day on Wednesday, and it turns out your co-hosts aren’t incurable romantics, if anything, we’re all very curable. We discuss plans for “the most romantic day of the year”, the state of traditional high streets of German towns and cities, Producer Simon's Chinese New Year, and we finish on xenophobic Fasching chants going viral.

Episode 165: Pineapple Derailment

New week, new episode, new cold for Dili. It’s not all negative though, this weeks variant has gifted Dili some Miley Cyrus level vocals. Speaking of music, Karneval, or Fasching, are rapidly approaching, which means playlist filled with Germany’s best/worst party tunes. Sadly this is as close as we might get to celebrating. We finish on the recent protests against the far-right and the AfD.

Episode 164: Klopp Klopp

Nic celebrates an accidental Dry January, until Dili & Producer Simon point out a flaw in his logic. No matter, sobriety is overrated, but at least Nic can console himself with a conversation about brunch, or is that an argument about brunch? We also have updates on recent strikes & protests across the country, the “left behind” of Germany, and the resignation of Jürgen Klopp.

Episode 163: Persistent Protests

It’s a week of rather fruity voices as both Nic & Dili have varying degrees of cold, thanks to germ infested children and coughing commuters. Of course, that won’t stop the pod, and we kick things off with a forceful debate over the correct terminology for underwear. We also have updates on bakery goblins, farming protests, demonstrations against the far right, and the new German citizenship law.

Episode 162: Bakery Goblin

After a microphone malfunction last week, Producer Simon is forced to eat a healthy slab of humble pie, much to Dili’s enjoyment. Once the admin is out the way, and Simon has finished crying, we turn to the important issue of Nic’s burgeoning hatred of a particular bakery employee. We also look at ongoing farming protests, scandals in the AfD, and how to ban right-wing politicians from elections.

Episode 161: Fluss in Boots

Well, it’s finally happened, after weeks of low level insults, Dili decides to go on strike. Thankfully that’s a major topic in Germany at the moment, so at least one third of the podcast is on topic. We look at a famous botanical garden in Bavaria, the curious case of flood tourism, and the current farming and Deutsche Bahn strikes.

Episode 160: I Fought the Claw

It’s the first podcast of 2024, and we’re still recovering from an action packed festive couple of weeks. Producer Simon enjoyed himself a little too much, Nic fought off a variety of flus & colds, and Dili is still traumatised by an unexpected meeting with her nemesis.

Episode 159: Annual Performance Review

As 2023 begins to make itself scarce, we look back on a year of the weird and wonderful, not only in Germany, but among your podcast hosts. We go through some of favourite stories and general highlights from the pod this year. We also chat about the things we enjoyed in our own lives own lives through the year, and try to avoid making any bold, and inevitably inaccurate predictions for 2024.

Episode 158: Christmas Chaos

It’s almost Christmas which means we throw off the shackles of podcast structure and unleash the festive chaos, although some of us may be more chaotic than others. It falls to your erstwhile Geordie co-host to enforce some much needed organisation, and what better way to do that than with a festive game! We also discuss Christmas plans, colonial cakes, sexy firefighters, and why competence is the most attractive trait in any partner.

Episode 157: Slice of Pisa

This week, we discuss the best tea to cure a cold, liver & onions at the Weihnachtsmarkt, and we look at the results from the recent PISA study on education and ask if Germany is overly reliant on a flawed report to evaluate its education system.

Episode 156: Sicko-Nico

Dragging himself from his sickbed, Nic debuts his new smoky radio voice, which frankly isn’t worth the suffering. Sick or not, this doesn’t stop him bringing up Euro 2024, much to Dili’s disappointment. We discuss the questionable social media use of a certain Bavarian politician, the politics of clearing snow, and why more booze isn’t always the right approach to cake baking.