Episode 145: Fructoberfest

After being out sick last week, Dili is back among the podcast microphones to share her adventures in German healthcare. We also learn how to start a pigeon wellness hotel. We discuss being imprisoned in Kindergarten, the arrival of Oktoberfest, and more troubling developments in Thuringia.

Episode 144: Hale to the Chief

Sadly Dili is out sick this week, so we once again call upon the sonorous tones of Producer Simon to step up to the mic and join Nic for a discussion on apocalyptic weather. Nic explains why the best cheese is found at the top of mountains, World Cup success for one Germany team, and why success & failure are basically the same in Germany.

Episode 143: Crushed Meat

It’s a race against time to record the podcast this week as Nic’s access to the internet could be shut-off at any moment by the owners of a Bavarian guest house he’s staying in. No matter, Dili has important updates on her adopted pigeon family, Nic tells us about battles in Wales, we discuss the anti-Semitism scandal in the Bavarian government, and we ask if we need more pirates in the Bundestag.

Episode 142: Mango Margaritas

Nic is away this week, leaving Dili to host the show solo, and she’s chosen to have a conversation with the podcast’s mystery man, Producer Simon. They discuss their journeys to Germany and Dili’s area of postgraduate study. Unsurprisingly Dili exploits Nic’s absence with an extended “Dili’s Fruit Corner” and questions Producer Simon about moving from the Southern to the Northern Hemisphere.

Episode 141: Canny Canny

Nic details his involvement in another battle reenactment, while Dili wonders how he’ll get his pike through airport security. We look ahead to cannabis reform, a new Self-ID Law and Dual Nationality Law all being voted on by the German government. Trigger Warnings are coming to German TV, and it’s that time of the year again as we consider the candidates for the German Youth Word of the Year.

Episode 140: Cement Blocks

It’s been a tough week for Dili, first Producer Simon axed her favourite segment, then she suddenly became a surrogate mother to a nest full of baby pigeons. Luckily Nic is here to support her, if by support you mean talk about the progress of England in the Women’s World Cup, and the arrival of Harry Kane in Munich. We also find time to talk about arguing with neighbours over the rubbish bins.

Episode 139: Wachen und Wasser

In a first for the podcast, we have live audience watching the record, sadly it’s only a family of pigeons living on Dili’s balcony. Avian squatters aside, we talk dodgy pavements and why infrastructure in Germany seems so patchy, we bring you an update on the Women’s World Cup, discuss new rules for asylum seekers proposed by the German government, and we finish on Wacken Open Air.

Episode 138: Snakebite

Some recent listener feedback at Nic’s expense delights Dili no end, as does the return of her Fruit Corner, where she once again puts her co-host to the ultimate test. We discuss the best way to spend your summer holidays, the Women’s World Cup, the truth behind one of Germany’s favorite banana brands, and a discount supermarket educating customers on their environmental impact.

Episode 137: Quement

After a weekend of fun at Nürnberg’s annual Badentreffen open air festival, Nic is still recovering from too many pints of…fun? We talk about one of Germany’s best festivals, and some weird interactions with the locals. We ask whether anyone can really tell the difference between a lioness and a pig, politicians on holiday, low-fi solutions to social media, and bans on junk food advertising.

Episode 136: Jerky Rumblings

After challenging Nic to expand his horizons, we introduce a new segment to the show: Dili’s Fruit Corner! Finally Dili can force Nic to eat a variety of fruit under the pretence of making a podcast. We bring you recommendations with our first DFH Summer Reading List, discuss the vitriol faced by the first Trans politicians in the Bundestag, and we finish with a preview of the Women’s World Cup.

Episode 135: Banana Hammock

We sweat through this week’s show, and consider relocating to the basement. We’re hot under the collar not only because of the summer sun, but also from discussing the average German propensity for public nudity at the swimming pool. Dili continues her quest to make Nic eat fruit, we discuss a German joke on Twitter that got out of hand, and learn what jumping sheep have to do with the Bundestag.

Episode 134: Daddy Day Trip

This week we discuss changes to Elterngeld in Germany which will see couples earning over €150,000 become ineligible for state support. Is this progress or regression? We debate parental responsibility and whether we can judge people’s parenting from social media posts, and we finish on an initiative in Berlin to test illegal drugs without involving law enforcement.

Episode 133: Nice Ice Device

Dili fights an 8-year old for a seat on a train, which leads to a chat about confronting unruly kids, Nic takes a trip to another Bavarian Volksfest, and we worry about an invasion of hornets. We also turn our attention to the recent electoral success of the AfD in Thuringia, and Nic tries to teach Dili about EURO 2024, starting with naming the tournament mascot.

Episode 132: Projects!

As your two hosts attempt to not melt in the heat, we discuss the how the sunny weather seems to bring out all the smokers in Germany. Nic has some sympathy for his nicotine stained former brethren; Dili on the other hand has no time for them whatsoever. We also look at whether the German culture of complaining has its benefits, and we finish on the topic of multilingual relationships.

Episode 131: Rear Window

Summer might have brought us some lovely weather in Germany, but it’s also exposed Dili to some maddening behaviour from her neighbours. We come to appreciate some newly discovered powers of prediction, discuss challenging objectionable social media content, and we finish on the story of Germany’s first AI church service.

Episode 130: Afternoon Delight

With producer Simon taking the night off, Dili and Nic quickly go off script to discuss their experiences of living in shared accommodation, and the horror that entailed. We also take a look at the novel way Germany celebrates the great and the good with their very own traffic lights, Chancellor of Germany Olaf Scholz going rage mode, the riots in Leipzig, and the recent polling success of the AfD.

Episode 129: Babycast

After leaving listeners with a slight cliffhanger last week, we return with some exciting news: Nic has a son! With so much going on in Nic’s life, we dispense with the current events and talk about what it’s like going through the birth of a child in Germany. Why do doctors wear Crocs, what’s the etiquette for cutting the umbilical cord, and who is allowed to crack jokes in the operating theatre?

Episode 128: The Schlong Move

Dili returns, and as is tradition, Nic demands souvenirs from her week in France. He may be disappointed, but it’s not an issue, Nic has far bigger fish to fry as his wife prepares to give birth the day after recording the show. We also discuss a survey on German toilet habits, the return of plagiarism scandals to German politics, historical quizzes in the Bundestag, and life saving tattoos.

Episode 127: Lean Scottish

Dili is on holiday this week, but we’re joined by the wonderful Rachel Loxton of The Local & The Germany in Focus Podcast to talk about being Scottish in Germany, how paying the bill separately is a sure fire way to upset British friends, chatting at the checkout, and Rachel’s experience of rising rents in Berlin.

Episode 126: Angry Resting Gesicht

An angry reaction to a curious Oma leads to questions about whether it’s ever OK to compliment someone else’s child, and why Nic’s resting face may be preventing him from making friends with other parents. We also discuss ever increasing supermarket prices, claims of nepotism hitting the government, EU proposals to make drivers over 70 retake their driving tests, and nightmare exam scenarios.